Makes a perfect gag gift or stocking stuffer this Christmas!
This is just the best roll of toilet paper, it really is. All the top polls and experts said I was gaining momentum late-Oct/early-Nov, but I didn't realize that I would still be on a roll come Christmas time. It's so wonderful, just really, really great. Time Magazine just put me on their cover, which believe me, is a true honor. Now I never have to worry about reading or wiping material ever again, which is just fantastic. I wiped out all of my competitors in 2016 and now here's their chance to wipe me out. America is so great, just really, really the best.
Each roll is individually shrink-wrapped with its own color label. 160 sheets per roll with the image of Trump's "holy sh*t!" face printed on every sheet.
Printed on virgin pulp paper with food-grade ink so it's actually safe to use! Also, all the pics are ACTUAL PHOTOS of the item, UNLIKE the other t.p sellers who Photoshop images onto a blank roll. Their rolls aren't shrink-wrapped and it's printed on cheap, single-ply napkin textured paper. Plus, they all use the SAME TRUMP FACE!Take a look for yourself!
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Buttswipes-- a gift that truly leaves its mark!