Crash Bandicoot Woah Jingle Bells Holiday Christmas Card (PLAYS MEME SOUND)
by Unwelcome Greetings
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Unwelcome Greetings is the leading manufacturer and retailer of trending and meme inspired greeting cards and gift products designed to prank and troll friends and loved ones. Our products are perfect for every holiday, graduation, birthday, celebration, anniversary, and even Mother's Day (yup your mama loves us). Cards are printed on Premium 120 lb Matte Cardstock for an unparalleled smooth feel. Printed with Organic Water Soluble Color Inks to #blessup the Earth we inhabit and leave it better than we found it. Sealed with the highest grade foam adhesive designed to amplify and secure the sound device inside. Sound plays upon opening, and stops upon closing. Each card has been extensively tested and quality checked, so we can safely guarantee over 2,000 plays. In this modern day and age, there's a purge of our male cultural icons for being creepy fucking perverts and overstepping the boundaries of consent and abuse of power. You know the names: Bill Cosby, Harvey Weinstein, Louis C.K etc... As our society's confidence increases in exposing these creeps, we're not shy to call out men whether they work with us or we see them on TV. And if we're talking equality, the same standards should be applied to our childhood fantasies including Santa Claus who's been screaming HO HO HO over the all our rooftops for years. HR has been getting plenty of complaints and has finally decided to take action. Good thing they found someone to fill Santa's big ass shoes. ---- Crash Bandicoot is the main character of the Crash Bandicoot video game series. Introduced in a 1996 video game, he's an eastern barred bandicoot who was genetically enhanced by the main villain Doctor Neo Cortex and soon escaped from Cortex's castle after a failed experiment in the "Cortex Vortex."
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